Sunday, July 22, 2007

Reunion Rumor Mill

Keith Anderson reports:
It is rumored that Walter Brockman will be taking his Ford Pinto out of storage and will be providing rides at the reunion. It is my understanding that all 10-minute rides will cost $50 and 30-minute rides will cost $200. In addition, I understand that Walter will gladly be acceptance donations of replacement oil throughout the weekend.
I've also heard that Merle Haggard will be the cassette tape of choice assuming that the cassette deck still works and assuming Walter will be able to find it (likely underneath one of his bucket seats along with an enormous amount of other vintage items).

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